After over 4 years of being sued by Unattainable Meals – we at the moment are lower than 2 weeks away from trial.
Sadly for them, it hasn’t labored.
So far, the group over at Unattainable Meals has gone by means of 2 CEOs, the founder, (roughly) 17 c-suite executives and 4 completely different legislation corporations with the intention to cancel our logos. Additionally, final month their CEO determined to go away the corporate to affix the dairy trade.
So since they’ve determined to wage full on lawfare in opposition to us – I believed I’d have some enjoyable with it and vibe code a battle room terminal the place you’ll be able to *monitor the scenario* because the case progresses.
You possibly can verify all of it out at ImpossibleLawsuit.com – it’s simply probably the most attention-grabbing lawsuit monitoring web site on this planet.
They are saying the way you do something is the way you do every thing, so we’re going to keep constant, do laborious issues, and end robust.
The Struggle Room Terminal
That is the battle room fast monitoring dashboard.
You possibly can simply see a bunch of fast stats together with
- the variety of days, the countdown to trial and
- the numbers of executives which have left the corporate
- the variety of legislation corporations they’ve retained to sue me
- plus a complete bunch of different little particulars concerning the case.
In case you discover any easter eggs right here, let me know 🙂
The Timeline
The timeline is a beast. Compiled off public filings and paperwork at PACER and courtlistener – this goes by means of all 1790+ days and counting of the lawsuit.
You possibly can see in actual time as Unattainable Meals sues me, then raises tons of of hundreds of thousands of {dollars} and raises the bar to enchantment after which double down and go on to sue me personally.
It’s really laborious to recollect all the small print of the case – so it’s good that they’re in public paperwork & PACER and perhaps that is a better method for individuals who aren’t attorneys to know the case from begin to end.
Additionally – there’s a entire lot on the timeline that may’t be publicly disclosed, so when you assume it’s lengthy now…nicely – it’s solely a fraction of the entire story 🙂
ImpossibleLawsuit.com/timeline
The Dispatch
If you wish to see the evolution of the case in video type – have a look. You possibly can see the large overview updates & the brief type updates – multi functional place.
If you wish to watch all of the movies from the lawsuit – you’ll be able to try every thing right here.
ImpossibleLawsuit.com/dispatch
We even have a twitter deal with at @impossiblelegal you’ll be able to observe together with.
It’s laborious to doc every thing over a 4.5 yr journey, however to the very best of my data and public information – I believe that is largely right. It’s additionally useful to have every thing in a single place to remind you of the issues that you’ve got achieved and the issues that you simply’re able to.
This could be the longest endurance problem of my life, however like each different problem – when you simply maintain going, take a brand new step every day, you could be shocked at what you are able to do.
We’re going to maintain going. The trial is lower than 2 weeks away.
We’re going to maintain pushing, do one thing not possible, and attempt to inform an amazing story alongside the way in which.
Keep tuned 🙂
JOEL


